Christmas Gift Rules

I ran into a friend while shopping at the mall the other day in front of one of the jewelry stores. Noticing a conspicuously small gift wrapped box in his hand, I asked if was a gift for his wife Becky.

He told me, "With Christmas coming up, I asked Becky what she wanted and she said, "Oh, I don't know, just give me something with lots of diamonds in it."

"So what did you get her?" I asked.

He smiled and replied, "I bought her a deck of cards."

I suspect that I will read of an impeding divorce or a death notice very soon.