Talking Dog For Sale
Thibodeaux is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell, and Boodro comes out tells him the dog is in the backyard. Thib goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"Dog, you talk?" he asks.
"Mais, ya," the Lab replies.
"So, what's you story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Mais, Ah discovered dat Ah could talk whe Ah was pretty young, and wanted to help duh government; so Ah told duh CIA about my gift, and in no time at all dey had me jetting from country to country, sittin in rooms wit' spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
"Ah was one of dere most valuable spies fuh eight years running. But duh jetting around really tired me out, and Ah knew Ah wasn't getting any younger an wanted to settle down.
Ah signed up fuh a job at duh airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters an' listening in. Ah uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. Ah got married, had a mess of puppies, and now, Ah'm juss retired."
Thibodeaux is amazed. He goes back in and asks Boodro what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars." says Boo,.
"What? Dis dog is amazin! Why on earth are you sellin' him so cheap?" ask Thib.
"Cause he's a liar," replied Boo. "Mais, he didn't really do any of dat crap!"
Thibodeaux is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell, and Boodro comes out tells him the dog is in the backyard. Thib goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"Dog, you talk?" he asks.
"Mais, ya," the Lab replies.
"So, what's you story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Mais, Ah discovered dat Ah could talk whe Ah was pretty young, and wanted to help duh government; so Ah told duh CIA about my gift, and in no time at all dey had me jetting from country to country, sittin in rooms wit' spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
"Ah was one of dere most valuable spies fuh eight years running. But duh jetting around really tired me out, and Ah knew Ah wasn't getting any younger an wanted to settle down.
Ah signed up fuh a job at duh airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters an' listening in. Ah uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. Ah got married, had a mess of puppies, and now, Ah'm juss retired."
Thibodeaux is amazed. He goes back in and asks Boodro what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars." says Boo,.
"What? Dis dog is amazin! Why on earth are you sellin' him so cheap?" ask Thib.
"Cause he's a liar," replied Boo. "Mais, he didn't really do any of dat crap!"
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