My Little Dog
This morning I went to sign my dog up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dog is mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who his Daddy's is. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify...
My dog get his first checks Friday! Darn, this is a great country!!!
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