Best cowboy pick up line

Best cowboy pick up line.......

A cowboy walks into a bar and  takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.  
He gives her  a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a  moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date  running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it...'
The intrigued  woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch?  'What's so special  about it?'
The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says , 'What's it telling you now?'
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be  broken because I am wearing panties!'
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast .'