Let him dig

Let him dig 

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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each 
other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard
deep into the night. 

The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the 
grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' 

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the 
many  strange occurrences  that took place in their neighborhood. 

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. 

To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had 
a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the
local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. 

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may 
indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave, and come back to
haunt you for the rest of your life ?' 

The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside 
down.' 

Damn!!! Women think of everything!! !