Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and
they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky …
Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2 - In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 -
“Life is like a jar of habanero peppers: What you do today, might burn you tomorrow”
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