After a brief examination the destist explains, "Holy smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded. What on earth have you been eating?"
The man replied, "Well the only thing I can think of is this ... my wife made me some aspargus about four months ago with this stuff on it. Hollandaise sauce she called it.
"And doctor, I'm talking 'delicious'. I've never tasted anything like it. And ever since the I've been putting on everything - meat, fish, toast, vegetables - you name it."
The dentist responded, "That's probably it. Hollandaise sauce is made from lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as though I'll have to install a new plate, but this time made out of chrome."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
The dentist replied, "Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
(via the web.)
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