Leaning To the Right!

I have this friend who is so far to the right that:

• He is left-handed but is training himself to write and eat right-handed.
• He has removed the right heel from all his shoes so that he leans to the right when he walks.
• He has disabled his left turn signal on his car.
• While driving, he only makes right turns even if he has to go around the block, always turning right.
• On interstates and freeways, if his exit is a exit to the left, he will drive to the nearest exit where he can exit to the right.
• He refuses to eat left overs.
• On his daily To-Do List, he does not think about what is left to do; he considers what is the right thing to do.

So, what side are you on? And how far will you go to be right?