Obama Cried, Kids Died - HUMAN EVENTS

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Obama Cried, Kids Died - HUMAN EVENTS

TO ALL THE "SWEET TATERS" IN MY LIFE

TO ALL THE "SWEET TATERS" IN MY LIFE

Lemon Picker

This  woman applied for a picker job in a Florida lemon grove. She seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"  
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama." 

One Smart Redneck - Chuckle for the day!

One Smart Redneck - Chuckle for the day!


A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Alabama recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove off the Alabama river well-known for its fishing. 
The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?' 
'Naw, sir' , replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.' 
'Pet fish?' 
'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.' 
'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.' 
The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.' 
'O. K..' , said the warden. 'I've got to see this!' 
The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. 
After several minutes, the game warden says, 'Well?' 
'Well, what?', says the redneck. 
The game warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?' 
'Call who back?' 
'The FISH', replied the warden!
'What fish?', replied the redneck. 
Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees!
You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone 

retiring and moving North!